Monday, October 18, 2010

Tumse Kitna Kaam Hai.... Boss Requesting in QAWALLI STYLE!!




Tumse Kitna Kaam Hai,
Inbox To Khol Kar Dekh Lo...

Pending Mails Kitni Jamaa Hai,
Kabhi to Padh Kar Dekh Lo...

Tumse Kitna Kaam Hai,
Inbox To Khol Kar Dekh Lo...





Hamne To Reminder Kai Kai Baar Bhej Diya,
High Importance Ka Bhi Tumko Hawala De Diya...

Ab To Kaamchori Ki Tum...
Ab To Kaamchori Ki Tum Apni Yeh Aadat Chhod Do...

Tumse Kitna Kaam Hai,
Inbox To Khol Kar Dekh Lo...

Jaane Kyu Tumhe Dekh Kar Laga,
Tum Hi Hamara Har Pending Kaam Nibtaoge...

Par Ab Tumhari Haraamkhori Dekh Kar,
Par Ab Tumhari Haraamkhori Dekh Kar Lagta Hai Tum Yeh Office Chhod Do...

Tumse Kitna Kaam Hai,
Inbox To Khol Kar Dekh Lo...

Pending Mails Kitni Jamaa Hai,
Kabhi to Padh Kar Dekh Lo...

Tumse Kitna Kaam Hai,
Inbox To Khol Kar Dekh Lo...

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

MUSHKIL BADAA YE KAAM HAI.... (GUPT)



Haraamkhoriaan, Kaamchoriaan
Seenajooriaan, Majbooriyaan
Mushkil bada yeh Kaam hai
Yeh kaam hai

Bekariaan, Majemaariaan
Gap goshtiaan, Bakchodhiaan
Mushkil bada yeh kaam hai
Yeh kaam hai




Angdaayiaan, Pendenciaan
Veligiriyaan, Lambi Chuttiyaan
Lunch me Tafriaan, Chai ki Chuskiaan
Internet pe Manohar Kahaaniaan
Mushkil bada yeh kaam hai
Yeh kaam hai

Beimaaniyaan , Manmaanian
Chutti par jaane ke liye Jhooti Kahaaniaan
Kaam ki list se hamko Pareshaaniaan
Gappe mare hum jaise Janaaniaan
Mushkil bada yeh kaam hai
Yeh kaam hai

Haraamkhoriaan, Kaamchoriaan
Seenajooriaan, Majbooriyaan
Mushkil bada yeh Kaam hai
Yeh kaam hai

Haan, yeh kaam hai
Yeh kaam hai

Friday, May 28, 2010

Boss Mera Jazbaati (Ye Dil Ashiqana Rewind)

Hi Frends iss chilmilati garmi mein "Viks & Miks" ki taraf se ek "Thanda Thanda Kool Kool Jazbaat Bhara Tohfa". This hot summer is dedicated to hot headed Jazbaati people


Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey, La La La La La
Eh Hey Hey Hey Hey

Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss....- 2

Jazbaaton Ka Hai Ye Thikana,
Baawra Paglaa Ye Deewana,
Tum Bhi Is Jaise Na Ho Jana, Hoooo...

Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss....- 2

Bakchodi Ka Dhunde Bahana,
Employee Ko Har Pal Satana,
Kaan Ye Employee Ka Khaye,
Dimag Ka Ye Dahi Banaye....

Koi To Ise Samjhaye,
Isse Bas Hame Bachaye,
Bawasir Ise Ho Jaye,
Hakimo Ke Chakkar Ye Khaye....

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey, La La La La La
Eh Hey Hey Hey Hey

Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss....- 2

Din Ko Mujhe Chain Nahi, Raat Ko Neend Na Aati... Ye Dil Jazbaati...

Friday, April 2, 2010

Jhoomru Kaam Chor...........................(Jhoom Barabar Jhoom Sharabi Rewind)

For all those who take plesure in Kaam Chori.......... A foot tapping presentation from Viks & Miks........


Jhoom Barabar Jhoom Kaam Chor....
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom.....


Files Jala De.....
Virus Koi Faila De.... Aaaaaahhhhh....
Files Jala De... Virus Faila De...
Wella Tu Ho K Ghum Ghum Ghum.....


Jhoom Barabar Jhoom Kaam Chor....
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom.....






Aaj Se Kaam Na Karne Ki Koi Kasam Le Le...
Masti Tu Maar Chhahe Kitne Bhi Kaam Janam Le Le...
Haram Khori Mein Jaaneman Hai Kuch Aaisa Maza...
Ye Tau Aachha Hua Ki Mujhe Na Mili Kaam Ki Saza...
Ghar Ko Tu Chhod, Jhhola Utta K Office Chal Le...
Aake Office Mein Tu Ji Bhar K Kaam Chori Kar Le...
Haram Khori Ka Tujhe Aaisa Sawad Aayegaa...
Kaam Hota Hai Kya Tu Ye Bhi Bhul Jayegaa...
Kar Itni Kaam Chori K Sab Ko Tu Bor Kar De...
Office Mein Tu Sab Ko Haram Khor Kar De...
Boss Jo Samne Aaye To Darr Jana Kaisa...
Haram Khori Se Aakhir Sharrmana Kaisa...
Kaam Chori Bhari Hai... Aa Aa.........
Teri Rag Rag Mein... Aa Aa.........
Kaam Chori Bhari hai.. Teri Rag Rag Mein..
Rag Rag Mein So Gaya Khoon Khoon Khoon...

Jhoom Barabar Jhoom Kaam Chor....
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom.....

Thursday, April 1, 2010

HUM KAHAN KAAM KARNE VALE.... (Jeevan ke din chhote sahi, ham bhi bade Dilwale REWIND)

Agar kaam bahut jyada hai mere doston, to dil chhota karne ki jarurat nahi... kyunki KAAMDEV BABA ab le kar aye hai ek dhamakedaar peshkash...

*************************************************************************************

Kaam Ki List Lambi Sahi,
Hum Bhi Kahan Kaam Karne Vale....




















Kal Pe Tu Aaj Ka Kaam Taal Ke,
Aaj Tu Aaraam Farmale......

Gappo Ka Rangeen Mausam,
Chai ki Garam chuskiyan.....

Office Me Tu Maar Mauj Aise,
Jaise Ho Goa Me Chuttiyan.....

Kaam Ko Karne Vala Hai Jo,
Us Par Tu Apna Kaam Daal De......

Kal Pe Tu Aaj Ka Kaam Taal Ke,
Aaj Tu Aaraam Farmale......

Kaam Ki List Lambi Sahi,
Hum Bhi Kahan Kaam Karne Vale....

Kal Pe Tu Aaj Ka Kaam Taal Ke,
Aaj Tu Aaraam Farmale......

Monday, March 15, 2010

"KAAM CHOR CHALISA"....... A new era for those who HATE WORK



Kaam Choro Ke Liye KAAM DEV Baba Ki Aur Se Ek Bhaktimayi Bhaint..................
KAAM DEV Baba Presents........:
"KAAM CHOR CHALISA"

Jai Kaam Chor Kaam Ke Bairi…
Masti Tu Maar, Subah Ho Ya Duphari…

Kaam Chor Kaam Ki Chinta Mein Tu Mat Jal…
Kaam To Ho Bhi Sakta Hai Kal…

Aalas Tera Hai Shringar…
Kaam Choro Ka Tu Bana Le Parivar…

Time Pass Karna Hai Tera Kaam…
24 Ghante Tu Kare Aaram…

Gappo Mein Tujhe Aaye Maza…
Kaam Karna Tau Hai Ek Saza…

Gossip Ki Koi Pathshala Laga Le…
Union Koi Tu Bana Le…

Kaam Na Karne Ki Tu Thhan Le...
Kaam Tujhe Nahi Karna Hai Ye Ab Tu Maan Le...

Bahut Ho Gayi Mehnat; Ab Tu Ye Maan Le...
Chal Ab Chai Peene K Bahane Tafri Tu Maar Le...

Aaj Jyada Kaam Kar K Tujhe Kya Pana Hai...
Kal Bhi Tau Same Kaam K Saath Din Bitana Hai...

Kaam taalne ke laakhon tareeke...
Kaam chori koi tujhse seekhe....

Boss Ki Mail Ko Pending Mein Daal De...
Apne Shares Ke Kuch Order Nikaal De...

Kaam Dikhane K Liye; Kaam Ki List Badhaye Ja...
Kaam Ko Na Karne K Naye Naye Bahane Banaye Ja...

Kaamchori bhi hai ek mehnat ka kaam...
Iske liye chahiye poora aaraam....

Weekdays bitana tere liye bhaari....
Monday se hi shuru teri Friday ki taiyari....



To be cont... by Miks & Viks

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

FOR ALL "KAAM CHORS" (Veer Tum Badhe Chalo, Dheer Tum Badhe Chalo Remix)



Kaam Se Daro Nahi..............
Kaam Ko Karo Nahi..............

Kaam Se Daro Nahi..............
Kaam Ko Karo Nahi..............

Kaam Kar Ke Kya Kiya...
Tune Kya Ukhad Liya...
Kaam Se Hame Darna Nahi...
Hame Kaam Karna Nahi...



Kyoki; Kaam Ne Hamko Diya Kya... "GHANTA"
Hamne Kaam Kiya Kya... "BADA GHANTA"

Kaam Se Daro Nahi..............
Kaam Ko Karo Nahi..............

Kaam Karo Na Karo...
Kaam Ka Zikar Zaroor Karo...
Aur Zikar Karo Na Karo...
Kaam Ki Fikar Zaroor Karo...

Kyoki; Kaam Ne Hamko Diya Kya... "GHANTA"
Hamne Kaam Kiya Kya... "BADA GHANTA"

Kaam Se Daro Nahi..............
Kaam Ko Karo Nahi..............

Closing Ki Dahaad Ho...
Dead Line Ka Pahad Ho...
Hame Kisi Se Darna Nahi...
Kaam Hamne Karna Nahi...

Kyoki; Kaam Ne Hamko Diya Kya... "GHANTA"
Hamne Kaam Kiya Kya... "BADA GHANTA"

Kaam Se Daro Nahi..............
Kaam Ko Karo Nahi..............

Boss Ki Mail Pe Aankh Moond Le...
Masti Ki Koi Web-Site Dhoond Le...
Kyoki "GADHA" Hame Ban-Na Nahi...
Kaam Hamne Karna Nahi...

Kyoki; Kaam Ne Hamko Diya Kya... "GHANTA"
Hamne Kaam Kiya Kya... "BADA GHANTA"

Kaam Se Daro Nahi..............
Kaam Ko Karo Nahi..............















Excel & Power Point Tune Chaat Li...
Phir Bhi Boss Ne Teri Maar Li...
Ab To "GADHE" Jaag Le...
Kaam Ko Tu Tyaag De..

"Kaam-Dev-BABA" Ki Baat Maan Ja...
Office Me Kiye Tu Aaraam Ja...
Gadhe Ki Tarah Kaam Kar Ke Kya Paya...
Haar Ke Ussne "GHAAS-FOOS" (i.e. Gaali) Hi Khaya...
"DAARU" Ke Nashe Me Tu Jhool Ja...
Kaam Ko Tu Bhool Ja...

Kyoki; Kaam Ne Hamko Diya Kya... "GHANTA"
Hamne Kaam Kiya Kya... "BADA GHANTA"

Kaam Se Daro Nahi..............
Kaam Ko Karo Nahi..............


P.S.; Friends Kaam Chori doesn't ends here...... This is just the beginning.... Stay as Kaam Chors....

Monday, February 22, 2010

The Power Of Positive Words

Three Words And Their Special Effects!!

• LET ME HELP - Good people/friends do this when they see someone hurt and jump to help. They are sure winners.
• I UNDERSTAND YOU - A powerful tool for healing any relationship and become closer.
• I RESPECT YOU - Another way of showing love in all interpersonal relationship.
• I MISS YOU - This powerful affirmation tells the other person that they are wanted, needed, desired and loved.
• YOU ARE RIGHT - Best effective in diffusing arguments.
• PLEASE FORGIVE ME - Heals and restores broken relationships.
• I THANK YOU - Gratitude is an exquisite form of courtesy.
• COUNT ON ME - Loyalty is a special ingredient in any relationship.
• I'LL BE THERE - A great gift to give for a relationship in need for renewing love and friendship.
• GO FOR IT - Best way of supporting and encouraging the other person's dreams and desires.


AND THE BONUS
• I LOVE YOU - The most important three words which cover all the above
















"It for you" My Life

Be Grateful For Your Life



Should you find it hard to get to sleep tonight; Just remember the homeless family who has no bed to lie in.

Should you find yourself stuck in traffic; Don't despair. There are people in this world for whom driving is an unheard of privilege.

Should you have a bad day at work; Think of the man who has been out of work for the last three months.

Should you despair over a relationship gone bad; Think of the person who has never known what it's like to love and be loved in return.

Should you grieve the passing of another weekend; Think of the woman in dire straits, working twelve hours a day, seven days a week, for 15.00 to feed her family.

Should your car break down, leaving you miles away from assistance; Think of the paraplegic who would love the opportunity to take that walk.

Should you notice a new gray hair in the mirror; Think of the cancer patient in chemo who wishes she had hair to examine.

Should you find yourself at a loss and pondering what is life all about, asking "What Is My Purpose"; Be thankful. There are those who didn't live long enough to get the opportunity.

Should you find yourself the victim of other people's bitterness, ignorance, smallness or insecurities; Remember, things could be worse. You could be them!!!




Monday, June 15, 2009

Two Love Poems

A Special World
A special world for you and me
A special bond one cannot see
It wraps us up in its cocoon
And holds us fiercely in its womb.

Its fingers spread like fine spun gold
Gently nestling us to the fold
Like silken thread it holds us fast
Bonds like this are meant to last.

And though at times a thread may break
A new one forms in its wake
To bind us closer and keep us strongIn
a special world, where we belong.


What I Love About You
I love the way you look at me,
Your eyes so bright and blue.
I love the way you kiss me,
Your lips so soft and smooth.

I love the way you make me so happy,
And the ways you show you care.
I love the way you say, "I Love You,"
And the way you're always there.

I love the way you touch me,
Always sending chills down my spine.
I love that you are with me,
And glad that you are mine.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

3 Step to Build Positive Attitude


The essence of yoga is to be positive in any situation that we find ourselves in.
When we are positive, we find that our interactions with the world and ourselves become brighter, more productive and perpetuate the ‘feel good’ factor. This in turn makes us healthier and more peaceful.
But how do we develop this positivism. The answer can be found in ‘Attitudinal’ Yoga.
According to this concept of yoga, the path to a positive attitude can be found through a 3-step approach, namely,

Awareness
Acceptance; and
Attitude

Let us examine these three components:
Awareness:The first step is to be aware of what and how we are thinking. We must train ourselves to be aware at all times of how our mind is working – the thoughts, thinking patterns and tendencies. Make this a habit. If it is difficult, the meditation technique of antar mouna and Yoga Nidra are methods which help us do this. These techniques help in the withdrawing of our senses to introspect.
Acceptance:Awareness, however, brings about a heightened sensitivity to the issues. We tend to become judgemental and critical of ourselves or of others. This has the danger of sending us into a vicious cycle of negativity UNLESS we learn to accept what we see and understand.
Have an attitude that “it is ok” to think how we are. Just be a witness to this fact and believe that God likes us for what we are. This acceptance leads to a genuine love and compassion, which forms the bedrock of positive thinking.
For example, if you are angry with your partner for not doing something as per your wishes, accept that it is natural for you to face such emotions. Accept that it is because of certain archetypes or ‘samskaras’ that lie embedded in your subconscious. Likewise, accept that it is okay for your partner to behave that way, which is based on his perception and the elements embedded in his subconscious.
With practice, you will find that this helps in surmounting negativity to a large extent.
Attitude:Once we have accepted what lies within our thoughts, we can actually start working upon how we ‘want’ to look at that particular person, situation or thing. Yoga techniques assist us in changing our attitude. The ‘Sankalpa’ or resolve that we set in Yoga Nidra helps in shaping our mind. This resolve in yoga is always in the nature of a positive statement – such as “I am becoming more positive every day”. Such inputs fed into the mind help in shaping our attitude into one of positivism.
Let us look at changing attitude with the following example. Suppose you have a negative attitude toward someone. So much so that he puts you in a bad mood the moment you see him. For a moment, find just one small thing or quality in him that you do like. Now remember that one positive thing whenever you meet or interact with him. Gradually, you will see that your feelings towards him will become more positive and things start looking up.
Following these three guidelines and you will find yourself becoming more positive. Remember that every thought generated in the mind is also experienced by every cell in the body. That is why on a ‘good’ day you feel yourself exercising better with more flexibility, while on a ‘bad’ day you feel stiff and lethargic.
Ultimately, positive thinking affects the body vibrations in a positive manner. This in turn, affects the vibrations around us, which, in turn, affect the situations around us. This helps in relieving our suffering and leading a harmonious life.

10 Tips for Positive Thinking


If you’re down in the dumps for disproportionately long periods of time and you find yourself blaming the rest of the world for your misery, then perhaps a change of attitude is in order. These 10 tips for positive thinking may be able to give your outlook in life its much needed overhaul. So increase your chances for a more constructive perspective with these 10 tips for positive thinking:
1. Recognize negative thoughts as they take shape and bury them before they take root. If you feel your mood darkening again, put a stop to these dangerous musings before you succumb to them. Rule your emotions, don’t let your emotions rule you.
2. Hang out with people who think positive as well. This condition can be quite infectious.
3. Just as contagious is a negative mindset. So avoid people who tend to think negatively on a constant basis. After all, who wants to hang around naysayers all the time?
4. Work out and eat right. If you look good on the outside, it’ll be easier to feel good on the inside, too.
5. De-clutter. Surround yourself only with the things you love and that make you feel good—framed family photos, favorite books, potted plants, works of art, or whatever else that’s meaningful to you.
6. If people tell you you can’t do something, take that as a challenge and prove them wrong. Chances are, they themselves can’t do it or are too afraid to try and are simply bitter about it. If you show them it can be done after all, maybe they’ll even be inspired by your success. You can be a living tip for positive thinking to them.
7. Just when you’re about to blow your top for all the seeming misfortunes that befall you, remind yourself of all your blessings instead. This practice can be very sobering, indeed.
8. Be a volunteer or get involved in charity work. Not only will you realize the sheer number of people who have bigger problems than you do, but there is also such an emotional and even spiritual high to be experienced in helping others.
9. De-stress. You’re more likely to be cranky if you’re perpetually stressed out. So get away from it all and recharge.
10. Keep it up. Getting started is easy. It’s the maintenance that’s tricky. Make a habit out of thinking positively till it becomes an indelible part of who you are.
"Follow these 10 tips for positive thinking and be successful in your search for a happier and healthier frame of mind."

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

KEEP THEM CLOSE

One day a mother died.
And on that clear, cold morning,
in the warmth of her bedroom,
the daughter was struck withthe pain of learning that sometimesthere isn't any more.
No more hugs, no more lucky moments to celebrate together
,no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute."
Sometimes, what we care about the most goes away,
never to return before we can say good-bye, say "I Love You."
So while we have it … it's best we love it .
And care for it and fix it when it's brokenand take good care of it when it's sick.
This is true for marriage … and friendships!
And children with bad report cards;and dogs with bad hips;and aging parents and grandparents.
We keep them because they are worth it,because we cherish them!
Some things we keep -like a best friend who moved awayor a classmate we grew up with.
There are just some things thatmake us happy, no matter what.
Life is important, and so are the people we know.And so, keep them close!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

TWO CHOICES

WE HAVE TWO CHOICES:
Jerry was the kind of guy you love to hate. He was always in a good mood and always had something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a unique manager because he had several waiters who had followed him around from restaurant to restaurant. The reason the waiters followed Jerry was because of his attitude. He was a natural motivator.
If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was there telling the employee how to look on the positive side of the situation. Seeing this style really made me curious, so one day I went up to Jerry and asked him, "I don't get it! You can't be a positive person all of the time. How do you do it?"
Jerry replied, "Each morning I wake up and say to myself, 'Jerry, you have two choices today. You can choose to be in a good mood or you can choose to be in a bad mood.' I choose to be in a good mood. Each time something bad happens, I can choose to be a victim or I can choose to learn from it. I choose to learn from it. Every time someone comes to me complaining, I can choose to accept their complaining or I can point out the positive side of life. I choose the positive side of life."
"Yeah, right, it's not that easy," I protested.
"Yes, it is," Jerry said. "Life is all about choices. When you cut away all the junk, every situation is a choice. You choose how you react to situations. You choose how people will affect your mood. You choose to be in a good mood or bad mood. The bottom line: It's your choice how you live life."
I reflected on what Jerry said. Soon thereafter, I left the restaurant industry to start my own business. We lost touch, but I often thought about him when I made a choice about life instead of reacting to it.
Several years later, I heard that Jerry did something you are never supposed to do in a restaurant business: he left the back door open one morning and was held up at gunpoint by three armed robbers. While trying to open the safe, his hand, shaking from nervousness, slipped off the combination. The robbers panicked and shot him. Luckily, Jerry was found relatively quickly and rushed to the local trauma center.
After 18 hours of surgery and weeks of intensive care, Jerry was released from the hospital with fragments of the bullets still in his body.
I saw Jerry about six months after the accident. When I asked him
how he was, he replied, "If I were any better, I'd be twins. Wanna see my scars?"
I declined to see his wounds, but did ask him what had gone through his
mind as the robbery took place. "The first thing that went through my mind was that I should have locked the back door," Jerry replied. "Then, as I lay on the floor, I remembered that I had two choices: I could choose to live, or I could choose to die. I chose to live."
"Weren't you scared? Did you lose consciousness?" I asked.
Jerry continued, "The paramedics were great. They kept telling me I was going to be fine. But when they wheeled me into the emergency room and I saw the expressions on the faces of the doctors and nurses, I got really scared. In their eyes, I read, 'He's a dead man.' I knew I needed to take action."
"What did you do?" I asked.
"Well, there was a big, burly nurse shouting questions at me," said Jerry. "She asked if I was allergic to anything. 'Yes,' I replied. The doctors and nurses stopped working as they waited for my reply. I took a deep breath and yelled, 'Bullets!' Over their laughter, I told them, 'I am choosing to live. Operate on me as if I am alive, not dead.'"
Jerry lived thanks to the skill of his doctors, but also because of his amazing attitude. I learned from him that every day we have the choice to live fully. Attitude, after all, is everything.

MONEY MONEY MONEY

Money can buy costumes but not beauty
Money can buy idols but not devotion
Money can buy books but not wisdom and knowledge
Money can buy bed but not rest and sleep
Money can buy medicines but not health
Money can buy wealth but not health
Money can buy clothes but not shame
Money can buy food but not hunger
Money can buy flowers but not freshness and fragrance
Money can buy land but not home (made of human hearts)
Money can buy honey but not sweetness
Money can buy some things but not everything
Money can buy luxuries but not happiness.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

PROMISE YOURSELF

Promise yourself to be so strong that nothing can Disturb your peace of mind.
To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to Every person you meet.
To make all your friends feel like there is Something in them.
To look at the sunny side of everything and make your Optimism come true.
To think only of the best, to work only for the best, And expect only the best.
To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others As you are about your own.
To forget the mistakes of the past and press on the Greater achievements of the future.
To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give Every living person you meet a smile.
To give so much time to the improvement of yourself That you have no time to criticize others.
To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, and too Strong for fear, and to happy to permit the Presence of trouble.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

LITTLE EYES ON YOU

There are little eyes upon you and they’re watching night and day.
There are little ears that quickly take in every word you say.
There are little hands all eager to do anything you do;

And a little boy who’s dreaming of the day he’ll be like you.
You’re the little fellow’s idol; you’re the widest of the wise.
In this little mind about you no suspicious ever rise.

He believes in you devoutly, holds all that you say and do;
He will say and do, in your way, when he’s grown up like you.
There’s a wide-eyed little fellow who believes you’re always right;
And his eyes are always opened, and he watches day and night.

You are setting an example every day in all you do.
For the little boy who’s waiting to grow up to be like you.

INDIA IS IN TROUBLE

Population 100 Crore
9 Crore Retired
30 Crore State Govt. (Don’t work)
17 Crore Central Govt. (Don’t work)
1 Crore IT Professional (Don’t work for India)
25 Crore School going children busy in carrying tons of weights hoping for a bright tomorrow.
1 Crore Are under five years.
15 Crore Unemployed.
1.2 Crore Suffering in Hospitals.
79,99,998 People (As per Statistics) Anytime in Jail.

The Balance 2 are U & Me.
U are busy “In reading such funny comments and laughing whole day…
How can I handle India alone?

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Work Life Balance

A man come home from late, tired and irritated, to find his five-year old son waiting for him at the door…

Son: “Daddy, may I ask you a question”
Daddy: “Yeah sure, what it is?”
Son: Dad, how much do you make an hour?
Daddy: “That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?”
Son: “I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?”
Daddy: “I make Rs.500 an hour”.
“Oh”, the little boy replied, with his head down.
Looking up, he said,”Dad, may I please borrow Rs.300?
The father was furious, “If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or other nonsense, then march your self to your room and go to bed. Think why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior”.
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door. The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy’s questions.
How dare he ask such questions only to get some money? After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think; “May be there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.300 and he really didn’t ask for money very often!”
The man went to the door of little boy’s room and opened the door.
“Are you asleep, son”? He asked.
“No daddy, I’m awake, “replied the boy.
“I’ve been thinking may be I was too hard on you earlier” said the man.
“It’s been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here’s the Rs.300 you asked for”.
The little boy sat straight up, smiling, “oh thank you dad!” He yelled.
Then reaching under his pillow he pulled some crippled up notes.
The man, seeing that the boy already had money started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, then looked up at his father.
“Why do you want money if you already had some”? The father grumbled.
“Because I didn’t have enough, but now I do,” the little boy replied.
Daddy I have Rs.500 now. Can I but an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.”

MORAL:
It is just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family and friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to take time out for our family ……..

Friday, April 17, 2009

HOW DO I CHANGE

If I feel depressed I will sing.
If I feel sad I will laugh.
If I feel ill I will double my work.
If I feel fear I will plunge ahead.
If I feel inferior I will wear new garments.
If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice.
If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come.
If I feel incompetence I will think of past success.
If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals.
Today I will be the master of my own emotions.
“We are told never to cross a bridge until we come to it,
But this world is owned by men who have crossed bridges in their imagination far ahead of the crowd.”

From compromise and things half done,
Keep me with stern and stubborn pride,
And when at last the fight is own,
God, keep me still unsatisfied.