Tumse Kitna Kaam Hai.... Boss Requesting in QAWALLI STYLE!!

Tumse Kitna Kaam Hai,
Inbox To Khol Kar Dekh Lo...

Pending Mails Kitni Jamaa Hai,
Kabhi to Padh Kar Dekh Lo...

Tumse Kitna Kaam Hai,
Inbox To Khol Kar Dekh Lo...





Hamne To Reminder Kai Kai Baar Bhej Diya,
High Importance Ka Bhi Tumko Hawala De Diya...

Ab To Kaamchori Ki Tum...
Ab To Kaamchori Ki Tum Apni Yeh Aadat Chhod Do...

Tumse Kitna Kaam Hai,
Inbox To Khol Kar Dekh Lo...

Jaane Kyu Tumhe Dekh Kar Laga,
Tum Hi Hamara Har Pending Kaam Nibtaoge...

Par Ab Tumhari Haraamkhori Dekh Kar,
Par Ab Tumhari Haraamkhori Dekh Kar Lagta Hai Tum Yeh Office Chhod Do...

Tumse Kitna Kaam Hai,
Inbox To Khol Kar Dekh Lo...

Pending Mails Kitni Jamaa Hai,
Kabhi to Padh Kar Dekh Lo...

Tumse Kitna Kaam Hai,
Inbox To Khol Kar Dekh Lo...

MUSHKIL BADAA YE KAAM HAI.... (GUPT)

Haraamkhoriaan, Kaamchoriaan
Seenajooriaan, Majbooriyaan
Mushkil bada yeh Kaam hai
Yeh kaam hai

Bekariaan, Majemaariaan
Gap goshtiaan, Bakchodhiaan
Mushkil bada yeh kaam hai
Yeh kaam hai




Angdaayiaan, Pendenciaan
Veligiriyaan, Lambi Chuttiyaan
Lunch me Tafriaan, Chai ki Chuskiaan
Internet pe Manohar Kahaaniaan
Mushkil bada yeh kaam hai
Yeh kaam hai

Beimaaniyaan , Manmaanian
Chutti par jaane ke liye Jhooti Kahaaniaan
Kaam ki list se hamko Pareshaaniaan
Gappe mare hum jaise Janaaniaan
Mushkil bada yeh kaam hai
Yeh kaam hai

Haraamkhoriaan, Kaamchoriaan
Seenajooriaan, Majbooriyaan
Mushkil bada yeh Kaam hai
Yeh kaam hai

Haan, yeh kaam hai
Yeh kaam hai

Boss Mera Jazbaati (Ye Dil Ashiqana Rewind)

Hi Frends iss chilmilati garmi mein "Viks & Miks" ki taraf se ek "Thanda Thanda Kool Kool Jazbaat Bhara Tohfa". This hot summer is dedicated to hot headed Jazbaati people


Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey, La La La La La
Eh Hey Hey Hey Hey

Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss....- 2

Jazbaaton Ka Hai Ye Thikana,
Baawra Paglaa Ye Deewana,
Tum Bhi Is Jaise Na Ho Jana, Hoooo...

Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss....- 2

Bakchodi Ka Dhunde Bahana,
Employee Ko Har Pal Satana,
Kaan Ye Employee Ka Khaye,
Dimag Ka Ye Dahi Banaye....

Koi To Ise Samjhaye,
Isse Bas Hame Bachaye,
Bawasir Ise Ho Jaye,
Hakimo Ke Chakkar Ye Khaye....

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey, La La La La La
Eh Hey Hey Hey Hey

Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss Jazbaati.....
Ye Boss....- 2

Din Ko Mujhe Chain Nahi, Raat Ko Neend Na Aati... Ye Dil Jazbaati...

Jhoomru Kaam Chor...........................(Jhoom Barabar Jhoom Sharabi Rewind)

For all those who take plesure in Kaam Chori.......... A foot tapping presentation from Viks & Miks........


Jhoom Barabar Jhoom Kaam Chor....
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom.....


Files Jala De.....
Virus Koi Faila De.... Aaaaaahhhhh....
Files Jala De... Virus Faila De...
Wella Tu Ho K Ghum Ghum Ghum.....


Jhoom Barabar Jhoom Kaam Chor....
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom.....






Aaj Se Kaam Na Karne Ki Koi Kasam Le Le...
Masti Tu Maar Chhahe Kitne Bhi Kaam Janam Le Le...
Haram Khori Mein Jaaneman Hai Kuch Aaisa Maza...
Ye Tau Aachha Hua Ki Mujhe Na Mili Kaam Ki Saza...
Ghar Ko Tu Chhod, Jhhola Utta K Office Chal Le...
Aake Office Mein Tu Ji Bhar K Kaam Chori Kar Le...
Haram Khori Ka Tujhe Aaisa Sawad Aayegaa...
Kaam Hota Hai Kya Tu Ye Bhi Bhul Jayegaa...
Kar Itni Kaam Chori K Sab Ko Tu Bor Kar De...
Office Mein Tu Sab Ko Haram Khor Kar De...
Boss Jo Samne Aaye To Darr Jana Kaisa...
Haram Khori Se Aakhir Sharrmana Kaisa...
Kaam Chori Bhari Hai... Aa Aa.........
Teri Rag Rag Mein... Aa Aa.........
Kaam Chori Bhari hai.. Teri Rag Rag Mein..
Rag Rag Mein So Gaya Khoon Khoon Khoon...

Jhoom Barabar Jhoom Kaam Chor....
Jhoom Barabar Jhoom.....

HUM KAHAN KAAM KARNE VALE.... (Jeevan ke din chhote sahi, ham bhi bade Dilwale REWIND)

Agar kaam bahut jyada hai mere doston, to dil chhota karne ki jarurat nahi... kyunki KAAMDEV BABA ab le kar aye hai ek dhamakedaar peshkash...

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Kaam Ki List Lambi Sahi,
Hum Bhi Kahan Kaam Karne Vale....




















Kal Pe Tu Aaj Ka Kaam Taal Ke,
Aaj Tu Aaraam Farmale......

Gappo Ka Rangeen Mausam,
Chai ki Garam chuskiyan.....

Office Me Tu Maar Mauj Aise,
Jaise Ho Goa Me Chuttiyan.....

Kaam Ko Karne Vala Hai Jo,
Us Par Tu Apna Kaam Daal De......

Kal Pe Tu Aaj Ka Kaam Taal Ke,
Aaj Tu Aaraam Farmale......

Kaam Ki List Lambi Sahi,
Hum Bhi Kahan Kaam Karne Vale....

Kal Pe Tu Aaj Ka Kaam Taal Ke,
Aaj Tu Aaraam Farmale......

"KAAM CHOR CHALISA"....... A new era for those who HATE WORK

Kaam Choro Ke Liye KAAM DEV Baba Ki Aur Se Ek Bhaktimayi Bhaint..................
KAAM DEV Baba Presents........:
"KAAM CHOR CHALISA"

Jai Kaam Chor Kaam Ke Bairi…
Masti Tu Maar, Subah Ho Ya Duphari…

Kaam Chor Kaam Ki Chinta Mein Tu Mat Jal…
Kaam To Ho Bhi Sakta Hai Kal…

Aalas Tera Hai Shringar…
Kaam Choro Ka Tu Bana Le Parivar…

Time Pass Karna Hai Tera Kaam…
24 Ghante Tu Kare Aaram…

Gappo Mein Tujhe Aaye Maza…
Kaam Karna Tau Hai Ek Saza…

Gossip Ki Koi Pathshala Laga Le…
Union Koi Tu Bana Le…

Kaam Na Karne Ki Tu Thhan Le...
Kaam Tujhe Nahi Karna Hai Ye Ab Tu Maan Le...

Bahut Ho Gayi Mehnat; Ab Tu Ye Maan Le...
Chal Ab Chai Peene K Bahane Tafri Tu Maar Le...

Aaj Jyada Kaam Kar K Tujhe Kya Pana Hai...
Kal Bhi Tau Same Kaam K Saath Din Bitana Hai...

Kaam taalne ke laakhon tareeke...
Kaam chori koi tujhse seekhe....

Boss Ki Mail Ko Pending Mein Daal De...
Apne Shares Ke Kuch Order Nikaal De...

Kaam Dikhane K Liye; Kaam Ki List Badhaye Ja...
Kaam Ko Na Karne K Naye Naye Bahane Banaye Ja...

Kaamchori bhi hai ek mehnat ka kaam...
Iske liye chahiye poora aaraam....

Weekdays bitana tere liye bhaari....
Monday se hi shuru teri Friday ki taiyari....



To be cont... by Miks & Viks

FOR ALL "KAAM CHORS" (Veer Tum Badhe Chalo, Dheer Tum Badhe Chalo Remix)

Kaam Se Daro Nahi..............
Kaam Ko Karo Nahi..............

Kaam Se Daro Nahi..............
Kaam Ko Karo Nahi..............

Kaam Kar Ke Kya Kiya...
Tune Kya Ukhad Liya...
Kaam Se Hame Darna Nahi...
Hame Kaam Karna Nahi...



Kyoki; Kaam Ne Hamko Diya Kya... "GHANTA"
Hamne Kaam Kiya Kya... "BADA GHANTA"

Kaam Se Daro Nahi..............
Kaam Ko Karo Nahi..............

Kaam Karo Na Karo...
Kaam Ka Zikar Zaroor Karo...
Aur Zikar Karo Na Karo...
Kaam Ki Fikar Zaroor Karo...

Kyoki; Kaam Ne Hamko Diya Kya... "GHANTA"
Hamne Kaam Kiya Kya... "BADA GHANTA"

Kaam Se Daro Nahi..............
Kaam Ko Karo Nahi..............

Closing Ki Dahaad Ho...
Dead Line Ka Pahad Ho...
Hame Kisi Se Darna Nahi...
Kaam Hamne Karna Nahi...

Kyoki; Kaam Ne Hamko Diya Kya... "GHANTA"
Hamne Kaam Kiya Kya... "BADA GHANTA"

Kaam Se Daro Nahi..............
Kaam Ko Karo Nahi..............

Boss Ki Mail Pe Aankh Moond Le...
Masti Ki Koi Web-Site Dhoond Le...
Kyoki "GADHA" Hame Ban-Na Nahi...
Kaam Hamne Karna Nahi...

Kyoki; Kaam Ne Hamko Diya Kya... "GHANTA"
Hamne Kaam Kiya Kya... "BADA GHANTA"

Kaam Se Daro Nahi..............
Kaam Ko Karo Nahi..............















Excel & Power Point Tune Chaat Li...
Phir Bhi Boss Ne Teri Maar Li...
Ab To "GADHE" Jaag Le...
Kaam Ko Tu Tyaag De..

"Kaam-Dev-BABA" Ki Baat Maan Ja...
Office Me Kiye Tu Aaraam Ja...
Gadhe Ki Tarah Kaam Kar Ke Kya Paya...
Haar Ke Ussne "GHAAS-FOOS" (i.e. Gaali) Hi Khaya...
"DAARU" Ke Nashe Me Tu Jhool Ja...
Kaam Ko Tu Bhool Ja...

Kyoki; Kaam Ne Hamko Diya Kya... "GHANTA"
Hamne Kaam Kiya Kya... "BADA GHANTA"

Kaam Se Daro Nahi..............
Kaam Ko Karo Nahi..............


P.S.; Friends Kaam Chori doesn't ends here...... This is just the beginning.... Stay as Kaam Chors....